DEF CON 22 – Gene Bransfield – Weaponizing Your Pets: The War Kitteh and the Denial of Service Dog October 22, 2019 Tags:DEF CON (Conference Series), gene bransfield, gps, GPS Navigation Device (Consumer Product), mobile, war kitteh, wifi Related Posts Coward Basics of Using the Internet Archive for Genealogy – Interview with Dan Earl Gautier Inheritance | Fire Emblem: Three Houses Ep.19 (First Playthrough, Blind, Let’s Play) About The Author John Henderson 100 Comments GRBTutorials Erm… "poor documentation"? Arduino is one of best-documented platforms out there! That's why it's so popular! January 8, 2019 Reply James Brown @ 29:13….I have 2 Dobermans, now. 1 IS a trained service dog and I had another trained up as well. But bless her heart, she passed about 2 years ago. That’s 2 Dobie service animals. And I saw another one at VA recently. So they DO exist!! I absolutely LOVE dobies. As you’ve never truly loved u til you have been loved by a Doberman!! January 19, 2019 Reply James Brown So what the hell os purpose of this?? I never understood what the actual function of this product is. January 19, 2019 Reply John Doe you should never go to CNN January 22, 2019 Reply AutoMotion Digital I googled kitty coat and got literal coats with cat ears on.. what sort of search history does mr dude here have that suggests more… interesting.. searches January 27, 2019 Reply William Harshman This is too funny not to share January 28, 2019 Reply darkkaioken "There is still no patch for human stupidity." I need that on a shirt!!! February 5, 2019 Reply Carson Segal Why the hell did they interrupt his talk and throw him off rhythm? How stupid. They could've easily waited to the end. March 3, 2019 Reply Reman1975 I've watched a fare few of these DEF CON talks online. Most have been very informative, and interesting on a technical level. But I have to say this ones been the most entertaining so far. Interesting, Informative AND this Gene Bransfield is FUNNY AS F**K !!!! 🙂 March 3, 2019 Reply Teak Slack absolute fucking mad lad March 4, 2019 Reply dav ep Worth it just for the pic of the grandma. March 7, 2019 Reply KommaAchtKommaEins Years later but this is the most entertaining and awesome talk in a years. Thank you so much. March 8, 2019 Reply technosteed If I close my eyes it's Frank Caliendo talking tech March 10, 2019 Reply thistubeisfucked Got cocaine? March 11, 2019 Reply Maldus Alver Cats and GunsCats and GunsCats and Guns March 14, 2019 Reply burden on society Sounds like they should put bill on the payroll instead March 15, 2019 Reply darksid007 Congratulation you can now solder, now try welding 🙂 March 15, 2019 Reply Tu te Kohe Its pronounced solder, only americans pronounce it sodder. March 17, 2019 Reply Tu te Kohe This guy is a born comedian! 👍 March 17, 2019 Reply Time-Lapser PRO Smartwatch? March 17, 2019 Reply freeNode5 most fun talk ever! March 18, 2019 Reply Greg S. 38400? March 20, 2019 Reply Legoscape If only raspberry pies were around at this time. March 22, 2019 Reply gsilva220 Late 2013, as a graduation project, I made a small GPS tracker that got coordinates and sent them through an SMS message formatted as a google maps link. If you had a smartphone you just had to touch the link and a google maps page would open and show you a map with one of those little pegs on it to show the location. The libraries were really obnoxious at the time, so I ended up coding the entire thing without any libraries. Decoding the NMEA string was the most awesome thing, because the arduino platform can't deal with real double precision, so I had to separate the integer and decimal part of the coordinates and then convert and format it. I got a 9/10 score because, although my project was the only one that worked properly (no libraries), the teachers knew i procrastinated to such a degree that i not only had the prototype ready before doing any documentation only 15 days before the presentation, I also procrastinated a little more so that I started making the research for the documentation 7 days before the presentation. March 23, 2019 Reply MortenBN1988 This is hilarious!! March 24, 2019 Reply IF SHE BREATH THEN SHE THOT searched kitty coat this is what i got https://www.flickr.com/photos/darrenstone/348656391 March 24, 2019 Reply laartje24 Please don't take untrained dogs into public places. They can become a danger to real service dogs and the health of their owners. On top of that they give real service dogs a bad reputation and cause public access issues for those who are dependent of their service dog for their health and safety. March 28, 2019 Reply Toby Roper So Louis CK is a hacker? April 4, 2019 Reply GhostShipSupreme Did this guy ever get his phone and cat vest gear back? Or did someone really steal it? I would've Atleast called it from the last GPS position. April 5, 2019 Reply Spectator this must be one of the best videos on the internet April 7, 2019 Reply Philip Byrnes Wasn’t it W. C. Fields who said “Never work with animals or children”? Lol, great talk, thanks 👍🏻 April 9, 2019 Reply Andreas Sjöberg My first though at the beginning: what does he mean with Pet ? – animals or old Commodore machines.. 😛 April 9, 2019 Reply ThePiGuy24 Gaming camera shaking intensifies April 9, 2019 Reply drewski west brilliant April 14, 2019 Reply WasdeAsde This is a wonderful and entertaining presentation. April 15, 2019 Reply Jrezky I love soldering! I suck at computers though. I just like building. April 16, 2019 Reply Jeremy Anderson I need to hang out with this guy. April 18, 2019 Reply Allegheny500 A friend showed this to me, I think with a little tweaking Gene's denial of service dog pack would be the perfect augmentation to actual Bomb sniffing dogs as it would keep terrorists from triggering the bomb by cell phone, radio or other device. April 19, 2019 Reply jamcdonald120 why not rpi zero? April 22, 2019 Reply Zeek M Depends on what you need to weaponize them for.For example I have cats which make good weapons against the super natural or 3 foot tall grey visitors. April 24, 2019 Reply Ramix Nudles The stage lighting looks like a Disney leopard in silhouette. April 24, 2019 Reply Anthony Peters These people hurt peoples lives! Defcon is evil! btw most these hacker/it/compnerds people get paid too much! April 28, 2019 Reply jwgmail oh man, similar experience with arduino around the same time period. so annoying May 1, 2019 Reply __/ shoula started with a RasPi Zero May 3, 2019 Reply birdwing98 23:50 A "tom" cat will wander much farther, especially at night. He "makes his rounds." Your next collar should have a microphone, and then you can post sounds of "heated cat love." May 3, 2019 Reply pastie b I'm confused,you seem American,yet you say solder correctly May 11, 2019 Reply yellowcrash10 Some furry with a dog fursuit needs to do the denial of service dog thing at a convention May 27, 2019 Reply Maffoo Solder is 100% pronounced with an L May 31, 2019 Reply SunriseLAW Great vid, very funnny. 2019. I almost never laugh at a Youtube vid. Did not expect to laugh or even find it amusing. Now I am LMAo it is so funny. Next will be the "Snout-Cam" for Pomeranians. Chicks think it is sorta funny when a Pom runs over to be petted and puts it's little snoutkin in her crotch….typical dog behavior. June 1, 2019 Reply Fox2faX laughed my ass off, awesome presentation XD June 1, 2019 Reply ZSS Lemming He should do stand up with that energy and sense of humour. June 9, 2019 Reply Felenov-official If I want to Rick roll someone, I will make them sing Rick roll June 9, 2019 Reply Hannibal Lecter I fucking love this man. June 14, 2019 Reply kirk mcloren soldering – only Americans drop the L and say sodering June 16, 2019 Reply Alex Hoo I don't know how to soder, but I can soldier on and solder. June 19, 2019 Reply DirtyJ Jesus christ. This is the single LONGEST video I have ever watched on YouTube from start to finish. This guy is awesome! Thanks for the great information AND keeping me interested the ENTIRE TIME 😀 June 20, 2019 Reply George P 24:10 "We still got WEP and open WIFI in 2014 OMG" Dude, it aint really much better these days 😀 June 23, 2019 Reply Anon Anon Great presentation! Awesome project! June 24, 2019 Reply Charlie R hahah He watches CNN… a nerdy dude AND brainwashed. lmaoo July 8, 2019 Reply Joseph Johnson for the love of God, I Hate Cats with All my Soul.But, For the love of Satan, I love Cat Videos… July 15, 2019 Reply Mark Phillips Bill is wrong. You pronounced solder correctly with the "L". July 20, 2019 Reply ssi1991 Good god he is amazing 😂 July 22, 2019 Reply Wolfy Wolf 8:56 Bill is wrong unless he is an Abino that lives in Abuquerque or Aabama and drives a incoln to and from his job at owes. I bet he tells you his 'Heighth' is above 5 foot too July 23, 2019 Reply bloxsclaymation This guy is a god level troll. July 23, 2019 Reply Nathan'sLife dosd i got dosd XDDD waw July 25, 2019 Reply Bianca Jones How to Pronounce Solder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tE9yJpzRI July 26, 2019 Reply FestiveParrot how could he not know what arduino was July 27, 2019 Reply Bad Larry don't know how i got herebut i'm glad i did July 30, 2019 Reply Andy Pandy Arduino was the wrong choice. You should use an ESP as it has a processor and wifi in a tiny little form factor, ESP-03 being a good example, it has 1mb minimum memory size too, then you just add the GPS and you have a tiny little device, there are also WiFi hacking libraries for the ESP… lol, that thing you made is huge! August 3, 2019 Reply Nigel Nquande Solder, with an L, you Yankee plonkers! Screaming matches with the compiler: Some of us call this programming. August 4, 2019 Reply draco5991rep I want to order a WarKitteh please August 5, 2019 Reply daveslow84 For fuck's sake… I spat coffee all over my laptop because of "the real navy seal" 😀 August 6, 2019 Reply Ea Jordan Guys not funny… he really believes he is though August 8, 2019 Reply Michael M Just awesome best of imho August 9, 2019 Reply Chuck If you can solder you can sew. A sewing machine is, uh, a machine. I have learned to be decent. August 9, 2019 Reply Owlex Myth Thanks for bringing to light the TV B Gone product. It would be a pleasure to turn off sports games at the most inopportune times, repeatedly and with utmost contempt. August 9, 2019 Reply platomica repetitive, useless and quite tediously trying to be funny. but the worst is his narrative style, that made me close this presentation after 1 minute. August 12, 2019 Reply imgaylolxd fatto catto August 16, 2019 Reply The Garden of Eatin How to weaponize a cat:1. Pick up cat.2. Identify target.3. Throw cat.4. Detonation on impact. August 18, 2019 Reply tierfuehrer2 Hey, I already can solder. August 19, 2019 Reply PyroDesu From my brief time in the service industry: Nobody really questioned the DoS Dog because they're not allowed to question. Not only does federal law prohibit all but two very vague questions, the stores themselves generally prohibit their employees from asking anything at all. August 20, 2019 Reply WacKEDmaN what a complete waste of time fucking around with ardiuno August 20, 2019 Reply PaZuZu 666 37:06 To quote Johnny Rotten…"..ever get the feeling you're being cheated ?" August 28, 2019 Reply AaronAlso FYI: Men don't sew; we inject thread! September 5, 2019 Reply TheAntiQuest You pronounced Solder correctly. – Brit September 9, 2019 Reply Steve Kelly Sounds like you were about to cough up a FUR BALL! Cats… Also remember soldering the B-side of Jocko Homo by Devo around 1980. Still have it. Great video. Thanks. September 11, 2019 Reply shpluk Louis C.K. picked up a hobby September 12, 2019 Reply shpluk The interruption was way out of place September 12, 2019 Reply GeneralPurposeVehicl 23:17 What is that image? September 13, 2019 Reply Kim Fuck U I'm not KITTEN here September 14, 2019 Reply liquidbraino "Hair of the Denial of Service Dog"; without missing a beat. September 19, 2019 Reply mark lewis its hard to believe money,technology,management and orginisation and peoples time was spent making this shit,..even the humor's juvinile!..i need to watch some JerrySpringer. September 19, 2019 Reply Genetically Perfect Pig 3:32 Gene Bransfield is the real voice of Rick from Rick and Morty?!?! September 20, 2019 Reply Oscuros What the hell is "sodering"? Here in England, where people tend to speak English, they'd think you meant some kind of sodomy and were being vulgar. Do you call Soldiers "sodiers"? Do you ever get sold on an idea, or "sod" on an idea, well, sod is vulgar, a sodomite, or a sod of earth. I don't get why all the singular exceptions in pronunciation. This is English, not 'Nam, there are rules. September 21, 2019 Reply Adelar Scheidt Thumbnail looks like a scared lion September 24, 2019 Reply Michael Taylor How socially unaware do you have to be to interrupt a talk for a toast? Wait until the end. September 25, 2019 Reply Michael Taylor Dobermans actually make great service dogs. September 25, 2019 Reply Educated Manholecover by Richard Tata Next month, I will show you how to hack the NSA undetected. How to download the information they have on you and everyone else and how to get your own back on the bastards. September 28, 2019 Reply H Xen The DoS dog idea is hysterically creative. You Sir win the Creative Troll Award of the Year maybe decade! October 7, 2019 Reply H Xen Thank God no kitten was harmed. When he said he was gonna "weaponize" the little fur ball, I thought he was going use him in a catapult… Ba dum tss 🥁🎶 October 7, 2019 Reply Add a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.