Genetics Lab – SNL


>>>WHICH BRINGS US TO THE LAST
STOP ON OUR TOUR, THE NEXT GENE LABS INNOVATION HUB.
HERE OUR GENETIC ENGINEERS ARE DEVELOPING CUTTING EDGE
TECHNOLOGIES THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE MEDICAL SCIENCE,
IF THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH GIVES US APPROVAL TO CONTINUE
OUR RESEARCH, THIS COMPANY CAN SAVE LIVES.
[ APPLAUSE ] WELL I’VE CERTAINLY DONE A LOT
OF TALKING.>>YA THINK?
>>UM, SO, NOW I’M HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY
HAVE.>>YEAH, I HAVE ONE.
WHAT IS THAT?>>YOU KNOW, I’M NOT ENTIRELY
SURE, BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT IT IS CUTTING EDGE.
>>OKAY. BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG’S
HEAD ON A HUMAN BODY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHY DID THEY MAKE THAT?>>GREAT QUESTION.
YOU KNOW WHAT, LET’S SEE IF WE CAN GET SOMEONE
OUT TO COME SPEAK WITH US.>>WHAT?
WHAT IS IT? I’M VERY BUSY.
>>DR. GOLDMAN, FOLKS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH ARE VERY
CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT.>>OKAY, MAKE IT QUICK.
WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH.
>>WHAT IS YOUR PROJECT?>>WELL, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
WE MADE A DOG HEAD GUY.>>OKAY, BUT WHY?
>>WHY?>>WELL, BECAUSE WE COULD.
>>AARON. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS.>>WHOA.
>>YEAH.>>WHOA.
WE DID IT.>>JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW
MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU SPENT ON THAT THING?
>>SO FAR, $35 MILLION.>>THAT’S INSANE.
>>I KNOW, WE’RE WAY UNDER BUDGET.
DAMN IT. HELLO?
[ BARKING ] OH, MY GOD.
HE’S MAKING PHONE CALLS NOW. WE ARE DONE HERE.
>>I’M SORRY, I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS TO BE BREAKING SOME SORT OF
LAW.>>OH, NO.
NO. NO.
EVERY PROJECT NEEDS TO BE THOROUGHLY VETTED BY OUR LEGAL
COUNSEL.>>AND WHERE MIGHT WE FIND THIS
PERSON?>>YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIM, PAL.
THERE IS NO LAW THAT SAYS YOU CAN’T MAKE A DOG HEAD GUY.
I GOOGLED IT.>>AARON.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEAR ME OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK —
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK HE’S READY TO START
WEARING SHOES.>>NO.
HE’S JUST GOING TO CHEW THEM.>>HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>>BECAUSE I CREATED HIM. DON’T FORGET, THAT IS MY DOG
HEAD ON BY DEAD BROTHER’S BODY.>>GUYS, HE’S TALKING.
>>WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?
>>HE SAYS HE WANTS US TO MAKE A DOG HEAD GIRL.
>>WE HAVE GOT WORK TO DO.>>YES, WE DO.
>>SO, YOU ARE GOING TO SHUT US DOWN, RIGHT?
>>OH, MOST DEFINITELY.>>YEAH.
>>YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ]

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